May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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