my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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