So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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