do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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