Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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