No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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