Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
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I won't apologize to a one balled man
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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