Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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