i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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