I don't think brook has ever known best
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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