I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
My cat gives me a boner
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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