Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I cockslap morals
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies