doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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