I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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