Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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