I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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