I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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