At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
So much Jack, so little girl.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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