its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Screwed.edu
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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