Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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