What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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