Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
