it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
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I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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