I don't usually arrange sex via text message
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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