As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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