I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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