You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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