gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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