we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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