dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
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Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
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All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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