Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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