it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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