Nicole vs. Life
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
PANTIES FOUND
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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