you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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