A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
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I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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