There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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