He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
how do flat chested girls get laid?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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