"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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