Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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