Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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