I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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