New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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