i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Nicole vs. Life
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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