First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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