16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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