i jhust puked up my retainher.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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