i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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