just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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