I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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