this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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