i just wanna soil my oats bro
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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